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A Good Excuse

By Raoul Pascual
in :  Raoul's TGIF

Coincidentally, last Sunday I had a conversation with a church mate who just retired from the marketing division of Toyota. He said that Toyota's quality control was so stringent that there are only 10 parking slots at the end of the factory's production line. There is where the inspectors measure every single gap in the doors, the tightness of the steering wheel, the flashing of the signal lights, etc. Each car comes with a fixed number of parts that are supposed to be assembled in that model. If they discover a solitary screw that is unattached, an alarm goes off and the whole plant stops production until they figure out where that screw should have gone. Compare that to factories of General Motors where there are hundreds of parking slots at the inspection line. Quality for the Japanese vs. volume for the Americans.

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Understatement of the Year

By Raoul Pascual
in :  Raoul's TGIF

Today we’re seeing the unraveling of censored data and testimonies that authenticate the claims of our favorite conspiracy theorists. Just recently they opened up the Pandora’s box of the JFK assassination. Investigators are still rummaging through the mountain of evidence but for now it is clear that Lee Harvey Oswald was just the fall guy of the deep state.

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Brilliant Procrastination

By Raoul Pascual
in :  Raoul's TGIF

You’ve heard of puppy eyes, right? Tinker is the expert in that department. She knows how to pull my heartstrings. I have to resist her spell to avoid giving her too much vegetable treats. Of course those eyes are there again when I’m eating, watching TV or just walking. She aims to please so she always checks if I approve.

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Modern Milk

By Raoul Pascual
in :  Raoul's TGIF

Raoul’s Two Cents: March 7, 2025 Looking Forward to a Better World Did you notice people walking around with black smudges on their foreheads last Wednesday? Actually, it wasn’t dirt. It was ash/charcoal. This strange beauty mark was supposed to come from the burned palm leaves that was used in Palm Sunday of last year. Last Wednesday was Ash Wednesday, …

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Shakespeare’s Pencil

By Raoul Pascual
in :  Raoul's TGIF

Raoul’s Two Cents: February 28, 2025 Time Waits for No One WARNING: Unplanned spiritual topic at the end. Move on to the jokes if you’re not interested please. I am preparing this TGIF edition early Thursday morning. It’s gonna be a wild ride of activities today — a perfect storm of appointments starting at 8 am. FYI, if I can …

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Used To Be

By Raoul Pascual
in :  Raoul's TGIF

So my question is how deep should DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency) go? Should they stop at kickbacks of one million dollars? Five hundred dollars? A dollar? And what about those who blindly followed orders … orders they knew were questionable?

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Valentine Thoughts

By Raoul Pascual
in :  Raoul's TGIF

Today is Valentine's Day. Let's celebrate with that special someone who added the spice to our lives. He/she deserves it. Remind yourself of the moment you got hit by that lightning bolt and how thankful you were to have been chosen over all the other competitors out there --- two losers joined to become a winning team!

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Spam Announcement

By Raoul Pascual
in :  Raoul's TGIF

It's been a fast paced political frenzy here in the U.S. There's been a lot of firing, a lot of scandalous revelation and a lot of screaming going on. Here are some general (anecdotal) observations.

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A Really Bad Day

By Raoul Pascual
in :  Raoul's TGIF

I thought about that for some time. Many people are so awed by the supernatural powers of angels that they even pray to them. Nope! I don't think they should do that because in this verse it clearly states that angels exist to serve us --- angels are not the boss of us … WE are the boss of them!

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Telepathic Joke

By Raoul Pascual
in :  Raoul's TGIF

Raoul’s Two Cents: January 24, 2025 An Exercise in Excercise It’s almost midnight. Almost time to send this email out and I’m not feelin’ that well. Earlier I decided to fulfill one of my New Year’s Resolution — to get back in shape — so I went to the gym. Did some brisk walking … upper body exercises and squats. …

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